Hello? A tribute to all of the frustrated mummas!

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Darling Rascals

Um, so instead of cleaning up the breakfast dishes this morning or folding the mountain of washing that is about to take over my bed, I wrote this and recorded it.

I hope you get a laugh out of it or at least can relate.

And if nothing else, you now know exactly how bad my singing voice really is!

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Hello, it’s your mumma, I was wondering
If after all these years you’d like to listen, to even do what I say?
They say that toddlers are meant to push the boundaries, yeah I know about that!

Hello, can you hear me?
I’m right in front of you asking you to get your shoes on!
We needed to be somewhere five minutes ago

I’ve forgotten how it felt to leave the house before I had kids!

There’s such a difference between us
And a million coffees won’t help!

Hello from the other side
I must’ve asked a thousand times
To tell you to get dressed for leaving the house.
But when I ask you never seem to listen!

Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I’ve tried

Natural Saffie

To tell you I’m leaving, I’m going out the door.
But it don’t matter, I clearly ain’t going nowhere without you!

Hello, how are you?
Remember me I’m your mother and I’m trying to get in the car.
I hope one day you’ll realise, just how annoying this is.

It’s no secret
That the both of us are running out of patience.

So hello from the other side
I must’ve tried a thousand times
To tell you I’m done with everything being so hard
But you’ll win because you hold the power!

Hello from the outside
Now you’re having a tantrummmm
I won’t tell you I’m sorry, for causing it yeah
Because it don’t matter, it clearly doesn’t make any difference.

Get off the floor
Get off the floor
Get off the floor
I’m not doing this Anymore…

Hello from the other side
I must’ve tried a thousand times
To tell you I’m leaving and to get your shoes on.

But when I look you never seem to listen anymore.

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